Deep Sea Shrimp

The online journal of a deep sea shrimp (pandalus borealis).

Friday, April 21, 2006


My cousin Nigel is visiting, a snapping shrimp from Baja California capable of producing a snapping sound by rapidly closing his snapper claw. He's capable of levels as high as 220 dB, so you'd have thought that volume alone would have secured him a place in Damon Brown's latest Jazz combo Killer Shrimp. Sadly, the position is not open to Alpheus heterochaelis , or indeed any members of the Pleocyemata suborder (which I feel is shortsighted of Damon). I've suggested Nigel to audition for GWAR instead where he'd be more than a match for current drummer Jizmak Da Gusha.


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