Basic Shrimp 2

You can imagine the disappointment that Dave and myself shared on discovering that my region 1 copy of Cannibal Women in the Avocado Jungle of Death wouldn't play on his £25 DVD player from Tescos. Undeterred and in search of the intoxicating combination of nudity and violence, we took a trip to the local multiplex to see if Basic Instinct 2 was as bad as the critics had made out. With Sharon Stone's character relocated to a London setting, I felt an opportunity to explore Anglo-American psycho-sexual relationships had been overlooked, whilst Dave commented that "She's got crackin' tits for a bird pushing 50".